Beginning Stats

Oh yeah, I took some beginning measurements and and photos (my apologies in advance) to get an idea of what I'm dealing with here! :D Here they are as of 01-15-2011:
Weight: 159 pounds (down a bit from my doc's visit last month! Yay!)
Chest: 38"
Waist: 33"
Hips: 42"
Right Thigh: 24.5"
Left Thigh: 24.5"
Right Arm: 13"
Left Arm: 13"

You don't know how hard it is to post these... you can laugh, chances are I'll never hear you!

Yep, those shorts say Drum Line.

Hmm, my belly button makes a little frowny face!